Movie Review: The Expandables

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This was indeed a nice show…. filled with action, humour, bloody scenes…
The bloody scenes really very bloody lor…. like the blood just splashed out from nowhere… lol… u know… imagine you hit a watermelon and the juices just splashed to your face…. imagine it as blood… damn bloody right?
Sylvester Stallone really looks very old d lor…sure la…60+ d..sumore do such kickboxing movie =___=|||… and there wasn’t much scripts for Jet Li… not much of kicking scenes of him… and all those got kicking scenes one… all oso he lost ei… cheh! SO bad!
Anyway, still a nice movie to watch
Should go watch this in the cinema
Synopsis:
Barney Ross leads the “Expendables”, a band of highly skilled mercenaries including knife enthusiast Lee Christmas, martial arts expert Yin Yang, heavy weapons specialist Hale Caesar, demolitionist Toll Road and loose-cannon sniper Gunner Jensen. When the group is commissioned by the mysterious Mr. Church to assassinate the merciless dictator of a small South American island, Barney and Lee head to the remote locale to scout out their opposition. Once there, they meet with local rebel Sandra and discover the true nature of the conflict engulfing the city. When they escape the island and Sandra stays behind, Ross must choose to either walk away and save his own life – or attempt a suicidal rescue mission that might just save his soul.
Full synopsis of The Expandables.
Tags: Barney Ross, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, General Garza, Gunner Jensen, James Munroe, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Lee Christmas, Sandra, Sylvester Stallone, Ying Yang —
Movie Review: Universal Soldier: A New Beginning

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Saw this movie is available in cinema.. so decided to drop Legion and watch it first…
Turned out… I think I will like Legion more even thou I haven’t watched Legion
Well.. reason being, the whole picture is in grey scale… not much colour… so boring… then Jean-Claude Van Damme’s fighting skills like kinda slow already… probably he is really old and his movement is no longer so active… so… it doesn’t really show his skills much… and he doesn’t have much dialog in this movie…
As for the fighting part… erm…. quite violent also lor… really can see the blood spilling all over =___=||| a bit gross
Overall the story is not bad. Not much of ang mo style..more like international screen.. lol… cuz half of the conversations were in French/Spanish/don’t-know-what-language
There will be sequel for this movie… which sucks as well… unless they can come out a better story line
I give a B… Not really a must-watch movie… but is alright to watch it
Synopsis:
The militant Islamist Chechen Basayev abducts the children of the President and takes control of Chernobyl, threatening to unleash a radioactive cloud unless his demands are met. Luc Deveraux (Van Damme), now a Universal Soldier again, joins a new team of UniSols secretly held in deep storage. Their mission: retake Chernobyl and disable explosives that will unleash radioactive clouds. Luc discovers that one of the reactivated Universal Soldiers is a clone of his old, homicidal Sergeant, Andrew Scott (Lundgren). He also must face the NGU, the next generation in the UniSol biotechnology.
(Source: RAM Entertainment Sdn. Bhd.)
Tags: Aki Avni, Andrei Arlovski, Dolph Lundgren, Emily Joyce, Garry Cooper, Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Laskowski, Kerry Shale, Mike Pyle, Movies, Universal Soldier: A New Beginning, Violeta Markovska —



